Citizen Twain Says...

  • "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself as a liar."
  • "The lack of money is the root of all evil."
  • "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to."
  • "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."
  • "Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities."
  • "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
  • "Nothing incites money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth."
  • "If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times."
  • "How empty is theory in the presence of fact."
  • "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
  • "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."
  • "If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything."
  • "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."